By the way - I just posted a couple short live mixes.  I can't say that they're entirely perfect but they're pretty decent.  Plus, they'll give everyone an idea what my sets generally sound like.  (Oh, but excuse how compressed they had to be to fit on the site.)

Hey there. Want some new music? Well, here's my newest mash-up, IMPEACH MY COOCHIE.  A quick and dirty encounter between Peaches' "Impeach My Bush" and Felix Da Housecat's "Coochie Coo."  What can I say... "I'd rather fuck... my coochie coochie coochie coo."

Also recent is, NOBODY HURT MY LOVELY TOY.  It's We Are Scientists vs David Carretta.  And, well... "I won't tell anybody, if you wanna use my body."

Anyway, want proof even I'm in a decent mood now and then.  (Hey! Not often.  So don't get your hopes up.)  Well, I made this for a (now-ex) girlfriend after she found out how I'd behaved one night after a show.  I guess the track didn't save things.  Still, here it is for your personal pleasure.  This is VALLEY OF THE GUAVA QT, including M.I.A.'s "URAQT," Bob Marley's "Guava Jelly," and Mylo's "Valley of the Dolls."  And enjoy, I can almost guarantee I will never produce anything this positive ever again.

Alright, well, here's a track I made with my hometown of Seattle in mind.  It's NOT 4 ABWEHR, and features Pearl Jam mashed with Black Strobe. This may not be for you.

Hmm... anyone else out there like Trent Reznor? (He was so much hotter with hair.) Well, here's the one and only PESSIMIST'S REMIX of Nine Inch Nail's ONLY. But watch out, "things aren't as pretty on the inside."

Anyway, anyone here like the president? No. Fucking right. Well, you should checkout AMERICA NEEDS WAR. This has Fischerspooner's "We Need A War" and The Crystal Method's "The American Way," which includes Rahzel (from the Roots).  Plus I threw in a little JFK & George Dubya. Republicans, can now officially hate me.

But, if you're in the mood for a little simple fun?  Checkout, SOUTH PARK OF WHATEVER. It's a quick and dirty edit of Liam Lynch's "United States of Whatever" and a bunch of South Park characters.

Anyway, got a shitty job? Well then, here's MORRISON'S ROCKIN ROBOTIC SLAVES, a bastard mix of Daft Punk's "Robot Rock" & Jim Morrison. If this track convinces you to quit your job. Don't worry. You're not the first.

I've also posted my first original single MOODY. I made this quickly with a friend's Korg Electribe ESX-1 while in a bad mood. I never had a chance to add vocals.  But it's still an example of my attitude expressed through music

Well, now that you've heard these, Im sure you'd love this sexy bitch mixing and mashing your favorite artists live. So, email me at thepessimist@hotmail.com and maybe we can... get together. ;-) 

       xoxo

<3  Jami  <3